I really hate this stupid space station.
If anybody needs me, too bad.
I'll be under my covers until this unappealing form passes over.

((Rose is a teenaged version of her mother -- complete with juvenile alcoholism! Better watch out for those hangovers, kid!))

[Friday night prime time means another contestant for -- "Teenage Pop Idols!!" And boy does Frgynyak Gorrig is looking excited about this crop!]

Welcome back ladies and gentleman--live from the Epicdome--it's Teenage Pop Idols! We have an excellent crop of contestants for you!! From the refugee district, we have a newcomer to the program. She's ( Read more... )

[The Camera opens and we find Rose preparing her new room! It's much nicer than the ones that she first started, and a few boxes are scattered around as she pins up a few posters like this one! and these sagely fellows. If one listens carefully, they may even hear her sing merrily.]Pleasant anniversary of the end of my gestation ( Read more... )

[A young woman flips on the video feed. She has her back turned to the camera. Though she would never admit this, openly televising this feed took a lot more courage that she would dare admit...]...I understand that I had been gone for a time and wish to address anyone concreted by my sudden disappearance. Though I really have no intention of going ( Read more... )

[Deep within the secluded meadows of Konami VI, obscured within the shadows of a thousand grimgoths and an folded in with the blackest wishes of the bloodthirsty throes, a young girl peers quietly at the small white moon. After a week of thrashing the denizens of the planet, only the most ravenous, craven and really really dumb dare approach the ( Read more... )

[Do you like news? Here's some news brought to you by two aliens!]

Thank you Professor Batshitte for that wonderful... er... rant... on how the refugees caused the most recent alcohol crisis.

In other news, there was a new report of an unusual phenomenon this morning! Sightseers walked onto the planetary shuttle this morning caught the sight: a ( Read more... )

[Rose is lying asleep in one of the safe zones at Konami VI. The comforts are very meager, with a few spare munitions and threadbare blanket that seems like it's been used a hundred times too often. The young girl is resting her head on a med pack for a pillow, one of the few clean things in the entire bunker. Her sleep doesn't look very restful ( Read more... )

[So, lately you might notice something a bit... off about the salt... yes, that's right, they are now touched with the noxious essences of corruptible energies that no human should ever dare meddle with. How unfortunate, then , that a few bottles of the stuff may even be lining your local food court! But don't worry, the stuff is relatively benign ( Read more... )

[So hey everybody! Did you enjoy that all-month luau? Rose certainly didn't! After a full month of catching the sunset's rays, late-night boogying of the hips and short hours of getting sleep, this 13-year-old is looking like she's about ready to break somebody's face off ( Read more... )

Imagine this hypothetical scenario:

( Puple Prose in Lavender )